...is trying to poison me!
Every once in a while, I will notice that there is an odd and bitter taste on my lips. For a while, I thought it might be somehow related to my abuse of the Dust Destroyer Compressed Gas Duster in my office. You know, slowly poisoning myself because I like to turn the can upside down to freeze stuff.
But, it turns out that the bitterness is coming from my water mug (coffee mug full o' water). My "By Appointment of His Majesty The King of Sweden" mug. Of course, when I explained this to my co-workers, they suggested it is likely just the glaze on the mug, but I know better.
Of course, Bryan suggested that maybe the King is just trying to build up my immunity so he can send me on a secret mission. So, maybe I'll get a silenced pistol and an Aston Martin now.
So, do I keep risking poison hoping it turns me into a spy?
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I see no other logical course of action.
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